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Have you tried the Slender Shaper fat burner and muscle building machine?
August 15, 2008
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One of my guilty pleasures is watching shopping channels AND infomercials. I really am addicted to watching shows that push people into running to get their wallet, pull out their credit card and ORDER!!!
Since I work fairly late, I usually end up catching a few really good infomercials. My dream is still to be able to come up with a product that I can sell via infomercials and make boat loads of money in only a few months. Another of my dreams is to be asked to represent a product on one of those shopping channels. I simply love to watch those sales go up as the hour counts down.
I’m still keeping my eyes open for such opportunities.
The other night I saw an infomercial for the Slender Shaper machine. Now, to be fair to the product, I’ve not tried it or tested it and the following banter is simply common sense (my common sense that is).
First let me explain what the Slender Shaper is and what the manufacturer claims it will do to help you ***effortlessly*** whip yourself back into shape. Did you notice the three stars I placed in front and after the word “effortlessly”? That will come in handy later in this post.
So the Slender Shaper is (and I quote): “A unique oscillating system helps that help ‘melt’ away unwanted fat”.
The machine is supposed to: “help burn fat”, “build muscle”, “no exercising required” AND you only need to make four payments of $29.95 or pay $119.80.
Nope … no efforts are required, hence ***effortlessly***, you just need to sit around with the Slender Shaper machine strapped around a targeted part of your body and in a few weeks you’ll wake up with Madonna’s body.
I’m not old enough to talk about the 50s or 60s as decades that I remember, but I do remember seeing a number of old black and white adverts showing women with a huge belt around their waste attached to a machine that was supposed to “shake off” the pounds (remember those?).
(Warning, I’m about to get very sarcastic): P-L-E-A-S-E! Does anyone still believe they can sit around watching the telly with a little gizmo strapped to their waist that will burn off fat and build muscle?
I’ve been lifting weights and been a hardcore strength trainer for a decade now and I can assure you that if you are just sitting around and not lifting weights or squatting, you are NOT building muscles and you are NOT burning fat (period).
There are some of those TV workouts that are legitimately going to help you lose weight because they force you to move and sweat. There are a number of TV exercise machines that will also provide some level of results if you actually use them on a regular basis, but again, this means that you are actually exercising.
I’m sorry, but unless you actually break a sweat you will NEVER lose weight and there is NO chance in hell that you’ll build muscles.
I can assure you that the model on the photo you see with this post has surely not acquired her lean and firm body by sitting around.
I’d love to hear your views on the topic. Do drop me a line in the comment section below.
Photos from Slender Shape’s Web site.
Posted by Beauty Match on August 15, 2008 | Permalink
Topics: Body & Mind Health, Fit over 35, Krizia's Banter |
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August 18th, 2008 at 10:33
You crack me up! Sadly people want desperately to believe that there is an easy way to make huge changes in their lives. They buy the get rich quick series and, the 8 minutes sit on your butt workout videos, and later tell themselves it is not their fault that life isn’t working out for them. My other favorite line from weight loss infomercials is “with just 20 minutes three times a week you can…” Let’s be real folks, you can’t accomplish a damn thing with only 20 minutes three times a week!!!
August 18th, 2008 at 22:21
Thank you Melissa for your comment. I’m happy to see you agree with our assessment of this exercise machine that won’t do much to change anyone’s body.
Sadly, a lot of people want a “Madonna” body without the “Madonna” dedication … it’s just never going to happen.
Gisele
August 19th, 2008 at 19:49
Goddamit!!!
Are you telling me I have to actually do something if I want to lose weight? I’m sure that wasn’t in the fine print.
August 19th, 2008 at 20:03
Karen,
Alas you WILL have to do a “REAL” workout in order to be fit … and NO I doubt you’d see that in the fine print.
It’s sad that people would spent good money on a machine that goes against the laws of good health.
Of course, that’s only our opinion!
Gisele
October 24th, 2008 at 20:01
I just bought the slender shaper a few months ago.
It actually made me lose some weight. I didnt get the body like the one on the ad, but it did tone me up.
October 24th, 2008 at 20:55
Thank you so much Sarah for your comment.
I’m happy we were wrong and that maybe the slender shaper does produce results.
The post was fro the “outside looking in”, but knowing that a reader got some kind of results is great news!
Thanks so much for sharing your story with our readers!
Gisele